so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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