ADVERTISEMENT

• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face

  Fav 11 1138 3599

  share tweet
  

• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating

  Fav 22 3711 1552

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning

  Fav 52 2150 8586

  share tweet
  

• (503): View more from Oregon

  Mattress luging...It's a long story.

  Fav 5 3459 972

  share tweet
  
• 

  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.

  Fav 16 4191 1368

  share tweet
  

• (870): View more from Arkansas

  he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"

  Fav 9 2847 1094

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (907): View more from Alaska

  We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"

  Fav 9 801 2429

  share tweet
  

• (360): View more from Washington

  I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.

  Fav 7 1350 875

  share tweet
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.

  Fav 10 2111 689

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"

  Fav 4 988 561

  share tweet
  

• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"

  (571): View more from Virginia

  why not an indie porn pic then

  Fav 2 978 530

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (269): View more from Michigan

  I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work

  Fav 1 1037 626

  share tweet
  

• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus

  Fav 0 642 415

  share tweet
  

• (313): View more from Michigan

  Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex

  Fav 0 293 507

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.

  Fav 1 47 8

  share tweet
  

Randomize