last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering