sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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