So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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