I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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