I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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