I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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