well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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