is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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