I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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