I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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