Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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