In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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