i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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