I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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