how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's never too late to be topless.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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