none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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