TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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