JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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