i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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