He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
