So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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