Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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