Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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