just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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