Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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