You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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