I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
