woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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