his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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