a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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