you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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