mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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