You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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