That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
