Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You have to summon your inner elephant
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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