you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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