I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
is that a dick in a sweater?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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