Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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