So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Holy shit dude........stairs
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