Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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