so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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