he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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