white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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