she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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