you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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