Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour