NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
how drunk are you?
Several
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