Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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