omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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