That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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