My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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