How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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