The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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