you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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